Three Musketeers - Oh Sweet Jesus Save Me...
Why, oh why, must Hollywood insist on remaking the musketeer story over and over and over and over and over? I only relented and went to see the new one with my friends, (despite a thoroughly crappy trailer that turned me off), because Milla was playing the female lead. She's a favorite of mine.
I want those 90 minutes of my life back.
And I want Milla to get enough self respect back to refuse to ever do a sequel to this farce.
I hoped ranting a bit would dissipate some of the violation from my soul, but here I am shredding the ticket stub anyway. I am off to burn it in the stove.