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Father in law: Convert to mormonism? Over my dead body! ... Romney:Done!

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Father in law: Convert to mormonism? Over my dead body! ... Romney:Done!

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http://gawker.com/5879888/

"Hardcore" atheist refuses to convert in life. But now he's dead, so how's he gonna stop me?

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OOOOooooohhhhh... Feels so good to defile everything you stood for in life.

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Re: Father in law: Convert to mormonism? Over my dead body! ... Romney:Done!

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For this election, I choose to punch myself in the face. Seems like the best option.
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Re: Father in law: Convert to mormonism? Over my dead body! ... Romney:Done!

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phew! luckily he can't get the father in laws' vote posthumously :roll:

so what are the choices? romney gingrich or obama? (all working for the same organ grinder)

that punch in the face is sounding more attractive by the day :lol:
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Bill maher counters the powers of Mormon magic with the help of the great and almighty Atheismo.

http://gawker.com/5882215/watch-bill-ma ... her+in+law
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:lol:
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This is great in a creepy and bizarre way. The real world is just so much stranger than you can imagine. You just can't make that kind of shit up.
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Re: Father in law: Convert to mormonism? Over my dead body! ... Romney:Done!

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Colbert makes a move to balance the scales:

Posthumously circumcises all dead mormons by proxy.

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colber ... on-baptism

"congratus, dead mormons! You are all now dead jews! Lets just hope nobody baptizes you against your will."
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:lol:

the unkindest cut off all
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