The Blasphemous Bible
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Author:  CraigW [ Thu Feb 27, 2020 8:01 pm ]
Post subject:  The Blasphemous Bible

A quote from The Blasphemous Bible, a satirical rewrite of the KJV Bible edited in modern English. Available now. A link to my page below.
3:26 With the wisdom Solomon was given by the lord, he yelled to the two ladies, "Enough!"
3:27 And he took his sword and cut the baby in half, down the spine of the infant.
3:28 Each prostitute was given one half of the baby as Solomon said, "Now you shall have equal parts of this spawn of a whore."
3:29 And the prostitutes left, crying, carrying half a dead baby.

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