New author and book, The Blasphemous Bible.
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2019 5:03 pm
Hello,
My name is Craig Wells and I am the author of The Blasphemous Bible, a satirical rewrite of the KJV Bible written in modern English. My book can be purchased through many retailers or direct through my publisher via this link. http://www.8thhousepublishing.com/books ... mous-bible My publisher is currently running a $5.00 discount promotional through their website. If you would like to know how to get that, feel free to message me directly. I do not know how long this promotion will run. I am currently running a poll via my Facebook page, https://www.facebook.com/TheBlasphemousBible/ about a potential live stream q&a. Feel free to go put in your input and like/follow. You can also answer here though my publisher will most likely look at the Facebook poll.
Sincerely,
Craig
P.S.
An unedited by the publisher snippet.
1:1 The song of perversion, which is Solomon's.
1:2 Let me kiss his loins with the softness of my lips, for his seed is sweeter than wine.
1:3 Because of the savor of his ointments, I have grown addicted to his lust; lo, all the virgins crave the pleasure which lies beneath his skirt.
1:4 Throw me atop your bed and thrust inside me; may every part of my body know the pleasure of your thrusts.
1:5 We shall rejoice in orgasm and quiver in our embrace; let us pour strong drink on our backs and lap it up like the thirsty wolf.
My name is Craig Wells and I am the author of The Blasphemous Bible, a satirical rewrite of the KJV Bible written in modern English. My book can be purchased through many retailers or direct through my publisher via this link. http://www.8thhousepublishing.com/books ... mous-bible My publisher is currently running a $5.00 discount promotional through their website. If you would like to know how to get that, feel free to message me directly. I do not know how long this promotion will run. I am currently running a poll via my Facebook page, https://www.facebook.com/TheBlasphemousBible/ about a potential live stream q&a. Feel free to go put in your input and like/follow. You can also answer here though my publisher will most likely look at the Facebook poll.
Sincerely,
Craig
P.S.
An unedited by the publisher snippet.
1:1 The song of perversion, which is Solomon's.
1:2 Let me kiss his loins with the softness of my lips, for his seed is sweeter than wine.
1:3 Because of the savor of his ointments, I have grown addicted to his lust; lo, all the virgins crave the pleasure which lies beneath his skirt.
1:4 Throw me atop your bed and thrust inside me; may every part of my body know the pleasure of your thrusts.
1:5 We shall rejoice in orgasm and quiver in our embrace; let us pour strong drink on our backs and lap it up like the thirsty wolf.