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My New Book 'The Idiot Family At Home' ISBN 9780-95969234-0-0 
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Post My New Book 'The Idiot Family At Home' ISBN 9780-95969234-0-0
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I would like to tell you about my new book for ages 9-13 called ' The Idiot Family At Home' which, as the name suggests is about a dreadfully spoilt, rather disgustingly rude, and unpleasant family- who just happen to be mega-rich.

So let me introduce you to Jimmelta Chew Van Der Bratt (a pun on Jimmi Choo) who has a waist of seventy inches, eats doughnuts all day, has black diamond shoes made from mines in South Africa, lives in Bullion Castle, and, worships at the Church of Harvey Nichols. Of course, she has named her children after types of material and just 'hates' her golden furniture, wishing only for a Cath Kidston table cloth (as you do.)

So read about her demise as she is arrested in London for stealing doughnuts and about her punishment which is to do community service in Blackpool Illumninations!! Read how her chores are made into a community reality programme after viewers phone in and decide on her chores.

It's filled with fantastic names which reflect the characters; Snailetta Bottom, Precarious Pinchingthorpe-Munching-Mop-Phillips (the headteacher),
Piggersnaff Idiot, the father ....And the servants, the Inherited Australian Convicts who teach the spoilt children a lesson.

It's in Waterstone's store UK on Kindle and Amazon and eBook ......A funny, great, sharp-witted read for your kids, or just for yourself! :P :lol: :P



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