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Well, We all know what they're like in Florida, don't we?

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:47 am
by Penelope
When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burgled recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch. What they did take, however, was "a generic white cardboard box filled with a grayish-white powder." (That's at least is the way the police report described it.) A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said, "that it looked similar to high grade cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big time."

Later, Nathan stood in front of the numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars: "Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago."

The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained. Scotch taped to the box was this note which said:

"Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day."

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 2:02 pm
by Thrillwriter
:laugh2:

Poor Gertrude. Too bad Hoochie!

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 8:15 pm
by Interbane
:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

If that's true, I'm very happy!

Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 3:34 am
by Penelope
I think it's just a joke. :eek:

Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 12:24 am
by The Ritzy
You know, I'm pretty sure there are more people than we know who have snorted the dead's ashes. o_o

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 10:23 pm
by Chris OConnor
I live in Florida and know this story to be true. :neutral:

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 10:54 am
by Penelope
Oh Blimey Chris......I thought it was funny when I thought it was a joke.

Now I don't think it's funny at all. :(

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 11:39 am
by Chris OConnor
Well now I think it's funny. :laugh:

I was just joking. :shock:

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 11:44 am
by Penelope
Dear Chris,

I have decided to 'pick more daisies', and this website has been the most influencial in leading me to make this decision.

I will be forever grateful.

Love Pen x

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 8:12 pm
by Thrillwriter
Oh my Gosh. I thought you were serious. :eek: