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If you were a prostitute how much would you charge?

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 11:18 pm
by Chris OConnor
If you were a prostitute how much would you charge?

Yeah, that's right. I'm asking how much you think you're worth. :lol:

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:14 am
by Constance963
More than you can afford :lol:

Seriously, I'd never resort to that so I really have no idea. The pimps set the rates, don't they?

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:32 am
by Mr. P
Constance963 wrote:More than you can afford :lol:

Seriously, I'd never resort to that so I really have no idea. The pimps set the rates, don't they?
I would be a $5 whore. I just like it too much and would be easy to bargain down!

:lol:

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:43 am
by Constance963
Mr. Pessimistic wrote:
Constance963 wrote:More than you can afford :lol:

Seriously, I'd never resort to that so I really have no idea. The pimps set the rates, don't they?
I would be a $5 whore. I just like it too much and would be easy to bargain down!

:lol:


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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:24 am
by ralphinlaos
I think most men will say they'd give it away; most women will agree with Constance - "more than you can afford."

Me, I'd do it for free (but then I wouldn't be a prostitute, would I? I'd be a whore). O.K., so I'd charge a dollar.

How about you, Chris?

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 11:42 am
by Chris OConnor
I'm going to have to consult with my wife as she controls the finances in the house. I suspect she will say about $250 per hour. :roll:

But my wife might actually pay up to $500 per hour to get me out of the house.

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:43 pm
by Penelope
Bad joke alert:

A bride on her wedding night says to her husband "I must confess darling, I was once a hooker!".

He says "That's alright, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it".


She replies "Well, my name was Shaun, and I played for Wigan !".

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:14 pm
by DisappearingInk
8 bucks, no more, no less

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:18 pm
by nedzet
Come on, who honestly wouldn't do it, barring marriage and other relationship restrictions, with a decent person for $10,000?

prostitute

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 10:07 pm
by President Camacho
Forget that genderless tag. Now I know you're a female. $10,000? Any guy would have said cab fair or less. :laugh: