Dude... you are SO good at science.
http://io9.com/nigerian-grad-student-us ... 1326215449
In the above we have a man in Nigeria who has proven, scientifically, that the gays are gross.
Well how the fuck do they work?
Apparently, south poles repel south poles, and north poles repel north poles.
North poles attract south poles though, so that means opposites attract. And men are like north poles, and women are like south poles... so that means being gay is an abomination... i guess.
One thing he perhaps didn't think of, is that the magnetic field lines loop back around from one pole to the other. So perhaps the north pole is the "front peice" and the south pole is the "where the sun doesn't shine" and magnets are really telling us that gay sex is super correct!
don't argue with it folks... that's just science right there.