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Police in Rochdale, Lancashire have just announced the discovery of an
> arms cache consisting of 200 semi automatic rifles with 25,000 rounds
> of ammunition, 10 anti-tank missiles and 4 grenade launchers. Also in
> the seizure were 2 tonnes of heroin together with £200,000 in forged
> banknotes. Police also found 25 trafficked Vietnamese prostitutes. All
> of these were found in a semi- detached house behind the Public library in Rochdale.
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> Local residents were stunned.
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> A community spokesman said: "We're absolutely shocked. We never knew we had a library in Rochdale!!"
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Post Re: Breaking News from the UK!!!
:lol:

Did the spokesman really say that?



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Did the spokesman really say that?


Yeah, I expect so, they treat terrorism with the contempt it deserves in Rochdale!!

What amused me most is that this clip was sent to me from a friend in Canada.

Now I know nothing much happens in Canada, but you'd think they could do their own scathing.


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:P :P :P


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That is fabulous!


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Post Re: Breaking News from the UK!!!
I can only repeat what's been posted already:

:lol: :laugh2: :lol:


This reminds me of the bit in Mel Brooks' Dracula: Dead and Loving It, where, when Renfield tells the villagers he is going to visit Dracula, he says, "I am scheduled to meet Count Dracula" (pronouncing schedule as SHEDuled instead of SKEDuled), the villagers respond with shock and fear:

Villager 1: Dracula!?
Villager 2: Dracula?!
Vilager 3: Dracula?!
Villager 4: Shedule?

It's obviously much more hilarious to watch, so I'm including a clip from YouTube here. The clip includes the entire opening sequence, but the scene I'm referring to starts at about 4 minutes in. Enjoy. :)





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Oh great - OH and I needed that laugh.

OK now we'll get the DVD - thanks! :kiss: :kiss:


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:lol: You're welcome! :-P



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