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When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burgled recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch. What they did take, however, was "a generic white cardboard box filled with a grayish-white powder." (That's at least is the way the police report described it.) A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said, "that it looked similar to high grade cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big time."

Later, Nathan stood in front of the numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars: "Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago."

The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained. Scotch taped to the box was this note which said:

"Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day."


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Poor Gertrude. Too bad Hoochie!


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If that's true, I'm very happy!



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I think it's just a joke. :eek:


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You know, I'm pretty sure there are more people than we know who have snorted the dead's ashes. o_o



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I live in Florida and know this story to be true. :neutral:



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Oh Blimey Chris......I thought it was funny when I thought it was a joke.

Now I don't think it's funny at all. :(


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Well now I think it's funny. :laugh:

I was just joking. :shock:



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Dear Chris,

I have decided to 'pick more daisies', and this website has been the most influencial in leading me to make this decision.

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Oh my Gosh. I thought you were serious. :eek:


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I thought you were serious too! I wasn't upset though. I was just thinking about how nice those drug users were to return what was left of her!



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I'm saying 'nuffink'. They do say truth is stranger than fiction though. ;-)


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