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No Monkey Business: Miss Nude Canada’s Shoes (Greenhorn) Gets a Reboot!

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No Monkey Business: Miss Nude Canada’s Shoes (Greenhorn) Gets a Reboot!

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Miss Nude Canada’s Shoes (And Other Fiascos) – A Memoir – Act I * Greenhorn

2020 Readers’ Favorite Book Award Winner for Non-Fiction Humour

Praise for Miss Nude Canada’s Shoes (And Other Fiascos) * Greenhorn

"Witty and compelling ... insanely funny stories."

- Lesley Jones for Readers' Favorite

"Author Jeff Pearson has a totally charming, witty, and intelligent presence that runs through the narration of this book...."

- K.C. Finn for Readers' Favorite

"Certain scenes had me laughing out loud and then there were literally pages upon pages that I wanted to revisit and experience once again."

- Rabia Tanveer for Readers' Favorite

"Jeff Pearson has a way of molding life and moments, some perfect and others that are at times very scary, into a whirlpool of words that the reader is able to step into and experience for themselves. Miss Nude Canada's Shoes is the most brought-to-life memoir I've read, and I have read a few in my day."

- Erin Nicole Cochran for Readers' Favorite

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Greenhorn represents the opening volley of many jaw-droppingly ludicrous stories recollected with painstaking honesty and detail in the three-part, episodic memoir series, Miss Nude Canada’s Shoes (And Other Fiascos). In this first act, the author makes his way through the choppy waters of late adolescence and young adulthood, recounting some of the most bizarre, chaotic, and utterly ridiculous experiences that he found himself embroiled in. With a seemingly strong magnetic attraction toward above-average “fiascos,” the author fumbles and stumbles his way through many “charming” learning adventures with a full raft-load of different types of Homo sapiens in this frequently crazy, edgy world. With horror and hilarity, readers are invited to look back on the nostalgia to possibly learn some of the lessons life has to offer, and without a doubt, in whimsical fashion, have their own closet doors shaken and stirred for the irretrievable days of our collective, carefree (and/or tumultuous) youth.

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Re: No Monkey Business: Miss Nude Canada’s Shoes (Greenhorn) Gets a Reboot!

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Is this the first book? I'm not sure. But as I recall one of our BookTalk executives has some experience in this arena. :bananadance:
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This is true. I dated Ms. Nude Ottawa for about a week. I was a server in a local restaurant and she came in on vacation from Canada. She sent a female server to get me to visit her at her table.
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