Humans are Weird: I Have the Data -- Absurdist Comedy (Science Fiction/Humor)

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08S2VT2TC



My book is just what it says on the tin. Humans are very, very weird and this lends itself to infinite humorous situations when viewed by our bemused alien friends.

If you are looking for epic space battles, if you are looking for generals winning victory through genius tactics, if you are looking for berserker warriors carrying empires aloft on their swords, look elsewhere my friends. Here you will find laughter.Here a quartermaster must discover why the humans insists that the mass produced broom, identical down to the molecule to every other broom on the base, is the "wrong" broom, and why and how they expect him to fix it. Here aliens learn the meaning of "enough C4"Here a medic meets the challenge of understanding why a human thinks it can survive on chocolate cake. Here Monty Python meets Star Trek.

Here is a free audio narration of one of the chapters.
[youtube]https://youtu.be/htgXRN4a8kA[/youtube]