Hallelujah Its Raining Sharks
This article exposes the alarmist myth that climate change is causing sharks to be sucked up into the atmosphere from where they fall alive and biting in Utah, and that fossil fuels and big American cars are causing this surprising phenomenon.
Nothing to worry about. Raining sharks have happened on a cyclical basis caused by the sun, and are not really very dangerous. Especially if you have a gun concealed in your underpants.