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How to tell what kind of bear is chasing you

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How to tell what kind of bear is chasing you

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How to tell what kind of bear is chasing you:

If you're running, and you're running, and you run up a tree, and the bear follows you, it's a black bear.

If you're running, and you're running, and you run up a tree, and the bear shakes you out of the tree, it's a grizzly bear.

If you're running, and you're running, and you can't find a tree, it's a polar bear.
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Re: How to tell what kind of bear is chasing you

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That's a good one, Chris. :lol:

Do you know you can tell if a pile of bear 'scat' is from a grizzly bear or a black bear?

If the scat has bear bells in it, it's a grizzly bear. :o
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