LITERATURE ABUSE: AMERICA'S HIDDEN AFFLICTION
Once a relatively rare disorder, Literature Abuse (or "readaholism") has risen to crisis levels due to the accessibility of higher education and
increased college enrollment since the end of the Second World
War. The number of literature abusers is currently at record levels.
CAUSES of PROBLEM READING:
Excessive reading during pregnancy is the major cause of
prenatal LA among the children of heavy readers. Known as Fetal Fiction Syndrome, it leaves its tiny victims prone to a lifetime of nearsightedness,
daydreaming and emotional instability.
Most abusers have at least one parent who abused literature, often beginning at an early age and progressing into adulthood. Siblings of
abusers are also likely to become literature abusers. Spouses of an abuser may themselves become problem readers.
Other predisposing factors: parents who are English teachers, professors, or heavy fiction readers; parents who do not encourage children to play games, participate in healthy sports, or watch television.
SOCIAL COSTS of LITERARY ABUSE:
Abusers become withdrawn and uninterested in society or normal relationships. They fantasize, daydreaming about "castles in the air," while
neglecting work, friends and family. In severe cases "problem readers"
develop bad posture from reading in awkward positions, or from carrying
heavy book bags.
SELF-TEST FOR LITERATURE ABUSE
How many of these apply to you?
1. I have read fiction when I was depressed, or to cheer myself up.
2. I have gone on reading "binges."
3. I read rapidly, often "gulping" chapters.
4. I sometimes read early in the morning, or before work.
5. Sometimes I avoid friends or family obligations in order to read
novels.
6. I often read alone.
7. I have pretended to watch television while secretly reading.
8. I keep books or magazines in the bathroom for a "quick nip."
9. I have denied or "laughed off" criticism of my reading habit.
10. Heavy reading has caused conflicts with my family or spouse.
11. I am unable to enjoy myself with others unless there is a book
nearby.
12. I seldom leave my house without a book or magazine.
13. When travelling, I pack a large bag full of books.
14. At a party, I will often slip off unnoticed to read.
15. Reading has made me seek haunts and companions which I would
otherwise avoid.
16. I have neglected personal hygiene or household chores until I
finished a novel.
17. I become nervous, disoriented or fearful when I must spend more than 15 minutes without reading matter.
18. I have spent money meant for necessities on books instead.
19. I have sold books to support my reading "habit."
20. I have daydreamed about becoming a rich & famous writer, or
"word-pusher."
21. I have attempted to check out more library books than is
permitted.
22. Most of my friends are heavy fiction readers.
23. I have sometimes woken groggy or "hung-over" after a night of heavy reading.
24. I have wept, become angry or irrational because of something I read.
25. I have sometimes wished I did not read so much.
26. Sometimes I think my fiction reading is out of control.
If you answered 'yes' to five or more of these questions, you may be a
literature abuser. Affirmative responses to ten or more indicates a serious
reading problem --seek help now!. Fifteen or more 'yes' responses indicates a severe or chronic "readaholic" personality; intervention is
seldom effective at this stage.
WARNING: "Reading Addiction" has been classified as "behavior with a
significant voluntary component," as defined in the Beatty-Eisner Amendment.
If you are declared a "known literature abuser," you will become
INELIGIBLE for SSA disability payments and/or ADA protections. Your fate is likely to be a life of poverty and despair, drifting from one dead-end job to another, as you wallow shamelessly in the causes of your addiction.
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I can quit any time I want to. I just... haven't wanted to lately.
If this rule were always observed; if no man allowed any pursuit whatsoever to interfere with the tranquility of his domestic affections, Greece had not been enslaved, Caesar would have spared his country, America would have been discovered more gradually, and the empires of Mexico and Peru had not been destroyed. -- Mary Shelley, "Frankenstein; or The Modern Prometheus"
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Hi Jales4,
I have enjoyed reading your post and find it liberating!
I am curious, though: what do you mean by "author unknown" exactly?
Where did you find this?
I have enjoyed reading your post and find it liberating!
I am curious, though: what do you mean by "author unknown" exactly?
Where did you find this?
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Hi Evelyne,
It came to me on a piece of paper, which looked like it had been photocopied several times before reaching me. There was no mention of who wrote it, and the person who passed it on to me was unable to help.
I've just googled the title though, and one posting of it cites a Michael McGrorty as the author. http://home.tiac.net/~cri/1999/abuse.html
He is the author of this blog: Library Dust: http://librarydust.typepad.com/
It came to me on a piece of paper, which looked like it had been photocopied several times before reaching me. There was no mention of who wrote it, and the person who passed it on to me was unable to help.
I've just googled the title though, and one posting of it cites a Michael McGrorty as the author. http://home.tiac.net/~cri/1999/abuse.html
He is the author of this blog: Library Dust: http://librarydust.typepad.com/
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Actually, if they're going to try and adapt an already worthwhile book, I'd rather they send the screenwriter in with a butcher's knife rather than try to render a straight adaptation of a book. What's the point of making the movie just like the book? I say, do something interesting with the source material, and if it sucks, we've still got the book. But the only way to get something better is to take some risks, right?