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WONKAISM!I was watching a TV show last night and there was a character that looked a little odd. I turned to my wife and said..."that guy looks like an OOMPA-LOOMPA without make-up".After the show, on the previews for next week's show, the main character has some mishap with self tanning solutions and is a bright orange. A supporting character looks over to him and says "you look like an OOMPA-LOOMPA"!What else can this be except for a revelation from god (Wonka)? The show was NOT a repeat, so the previews for the next show could not have been seen before...and anyway, MY oompa-loompa was a different character who was never shown on the show before!Now...if I can only get millions of people to buy this, maybe in 2000 years, I will be rememberd as some sort of prophet of Wonkaism. For that is how all this crap starts...no? A mis-conception...a mis-fire of the belief engine.Or maybe I am REALLY on to something!Mr. P. The one thing of which I am positive is that there is much of which to be negative - Mr. P.The pain in hell has two sides. The kind you can touch with your hand; the kind you can feel in your heart...Scorsese's "Mean Streets"I came to kick ass and chew Bubble Gum...and I am all out of Bubble Gum - They Live, Roddy Piper
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Have you seen the new Wonka movie?
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Speaking of misfires on the belief engine, you haven't dropped in on that thread recently, Mr. P.
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No...I am on somewhat of a break...to much going on in life and in my head for intense debate right now. I need a vacation so to speak...so I am keeping it as light as possible.Mr. P. The one thing of which I am positive is that there is much of which to be negative - Mr. P.The pain in hell has two sides. The kind you can touch with your hand; the kind you can feel in your heart...Scorsese's "Mean Streets"I came to kick ass and chew Bubble Gum...and I am all out of Bubble Gum - They Live, Roddy Piper
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Well, I hope you'll keep that thread in mind when you decide to jump back into the fray. I think it's an interesting subject.
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I just laughed out loud. Pretty much the line of thinking that I encounter more and more with my Christian friends that are trying to convert me and don't understand why I Can't follow their "logic." Yikes!
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