Flann 5 wrote:
Same old stuff which I've answered already. Jesus was sent as he said to the lost sheep of the of the house of Israel. He did heal her daughter and commended her for her faith.
He liked her answer that accepted she was a dog. And he still made that terrible statement to her. If a black woman walked up to Jesus and said, "Please help my daughter" and he responds, "I don't help people who aren't good enough to eat at the same table with me, Sambo." And she replies, "But we do the dishes when you're through." And Jesus says, "Hey, I like that answer! Go home to your daughter, she's cured." Who would deny the exchange was abominable?
Later the apostles were told to preach the gospel to all nations beginning in Jerusalem.
Uh...yeah. We all know how Christianity was spread around the world--with lots of love and goodwill towards all. My great-grandmother went to an Indian boarding school when she was a child in the 1880s because the govt decided what those savages needed was a good, stiff dose of Jesus. Maybe you should read about how those places were run. Jesus would have been proud, I'm sure.
In America, Christianity has made black people stupid and intolerant. Recently, a Satan statue was to be unveiled in Detroit and black Detroiters were outraged and they sounded exactly like KKK people talking about keeping blacks out of their neighborhoods and they did not like me pointing that out to them. One guy threatened to blow it up and the place that gave the Satanists permission to unveil the statue was threatened with boycotts and nasty phone calls and emails and finally had to back down. Eventually, they had to unveil it in a secret location. I kept asking, "What did Satanists ever do to you??" See, clergymen can fuck your kids in the ass and that's okay but don't you let Satanists set up a temple in my neighborhood or I'll burn the sonofabitch down!
I worked in an office once where they allowed Christian workers to have bible meetings during lunch break. One of the members was a black co-worker that I got along with very well and seemed like a really good person. One day I'm in the lunchroom while their meeting was going on and the subject of homosexuality came up and he started talking and everything was "faggots this and faggots that and faggots faggots faggots." I was very disappointed in him after that. I maintained a friendly business relationship but I did not otherwise associate with him from then on. I think if you're a Christian, you're supposed to speak respectfully of people. Lead by example. But, you see, they generally don't. None of the Christians sitting there when he started talking about "faggots" had a word of rebuke for him. They just sat there and let him speak. I would have been ashamed.
The Jews were chosen by God and did have a privileged place but the gospel was for everyone.
That means "We're free to shove it down anyone's throat."
Mark says he went to the region of Judea and doesn't actually say what route he took. From Luke we find the cleansing of the ten lepers, one a Samaritan, on the borders of Judea and Samaria.
Yeah, well, I guess the bible can say anything it wants, can't it?
The point is that Jesus did not have a problem entering Samaria as John says,though he may have skirted Samaria on the occasion when we are told the Samaritans did not receive him.
Well, how can we doubt that the gospel writers know what they're talking about when they demonstrate such mastery of the history and geography of Palestine and knowledge of Jewish law?
You invented an issue saying he would have automatically avoided Samaria but the gospels don't agree and the parable of the good Samaritan is a good indicator of whether Jesus shared their prejudice or not.
In one parable he said that a slave who does not do his master's bidding shall be beaten with many bruises. What a swell guy. And, of course, I must be wrong about Jesus skirting Samaria. Those gems of inerrancy, the gospels, say so.
Interestingly when the Pharisees tried to insult Jesus by calling him a Samaritan and demon possessed he didn't respond to the Samaritan jibe, not even recognizing it as having any validity, but denied the demonic slur.
That's because demons are real! Just ask the tooth fairy.
If by scholars you mean Burton Mack and the Jesus Seminar, well they are not mainstream at all.
Good. Glad to hear it. I detest everything mainstream--the watering hole for idiots.
And on the thread topic, just who conspired with who to get Jesus crucified and get him out of the tomb alive? Let's have some details on how the Jewish religious leaders,Pontius Pilate,the Roman soldiers and the disciples conspired to put all this together.
It's already explained. Not interested in taking your bait. Go back and read it.
You say it's bogus so explain how the conspiracy worked beyond your nonsensical and vague talk about a death simulating drug being substituted,(how and by whom?).
Already explained.
And the Roman guards obligingly letting the disciples remove the stone and smuggle him out somehow.
Already explained.
He was crucified,and speared but still alive when bound and buried!
I don't expect an answer from you on this
He wasn't speared. The Romans didn't spear crucifixion victims. You hung there until you died and the crows pecked at you. The same guy who claimed he was speared also said the earth went dark and the graves opened and the bodies of saints arose and walked among the people. Aside from what saints could possibly have preceded Jesus to his grave, how was the resurrected Jesus any different from them if he was raised in his flesh? Sounds like there were many resurrections that day! A record day for resurrections!
Still can't admit any of the gospels are wrong even when they contradict each other, can you?
even though it's your thread title and topic.
Last I checked, nobody forced you to participate on it so check your butthurt at the door, please.