OK, man files for divorce because he has learned that his wife, "Kathy", is having an affair. He has found love letters and a poem, entitled, "Kathy's Little Flower", written by "Kathy's" lover. So, I thought it would be fun to make up this poem.

Kathy's Little Flower

My true love Kathy has a little flower
Its petals are pink and glistens with dew
I crave its silkiness to unfold,
The pleasure received must remain untold
Kathy, do not save your nectar for the bee.

My true love Kathy has a little flower
Lotus blossoms that smell so sweet
Tulips, that blush, and are well hidden
But for me, they are forbidden
Kathy, open up your flower to me

Kathy, my true love, your flower intoxicates
Its sugary scent satisfies my senses
I grow with anticipation, and I quiver
Strong spurts of water make petals shiver
Kathy, in your lush garden I desire to be

Not much of a poet, but I thought I'd share.