If you were a prostitute how much would you charge?

Chris OConnor

If you were a prostitute how much would you charge?

Yeah, that's right. I'm asking how much you think you're worth. Laughing

Constance963 · Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:14 am Post subject:

More than you can afford Laughing

Seriously, I'd never resort to that so I really have no idea. The pimps set the rates, don't they?

Mr. Pessimistic · Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:32 am Post subject:

Constance963 · Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:43 am Post subject:

ralphinlaos · Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:24 am Post subject:

I think most men will say they'd give it away; most women will agree with Constance - "more than you can afford."

Me, I'd do it for free (but then I wouldn't be a prostitute, would I? I'd be a whore). O.K., so I'd charge a dollar.

How about you, Chris?

Chris OConnor · Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 11:42 am Post subject:

I'm going to have to consult with my wife as she controls the finances in the house. I suspect she will say about $250 per hour. Rolling Eyes

But my wife might actually pay up to $500 per hour to get me out of the house.

Penelope · Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:43 pm Post subject:

Bad joke alert:

A bride on her wedding night says to her husband "I must confess darling, I was once a hooker!".

He says "That's alright, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it".

She replies "Well, my name was Shaun, and I played for Wigan !".

DisappearingInk · Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:14 pm Post subject:

8 bucks, no more, no less

nedzet · Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:18 pm Post subject:

Come on, who honestly wouldn't do it, barring marriage and other relationship restrictions, with a decent person for $10,000?

President Camacho · Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 10:07 pm Post subject: prostitute

Forget that genderless tag. Now I know you're a female. $10,000? Any guy would have said cab fair or less. Laughing

nedzet · Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 2:10 am Post subject:

hahaha I lead this thread on Yelp (awesome site, btw) and it was the same thing. Guys saying, "Buy one get one free," and such. haha. Gotta love men loving sex. I wonder if it's really true though... I think if the situation were to really come up, some guys might be put off by it...

And yes, I am most definitely female.

jaywalker

Whadya mean If , Buster ?

Guinivere · Guest Usergroups: None **Thanks** Gender:

For you: Free. I like your Atheist rants.


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