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Interbane wrote:for some reason I thought a lot of it was just hot air.
whatever gave you that idea :-D

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Anger management is not bible God's forte.

What I find strange is that Christians have been aware of their God's immoral ways for quite some years now yet they keep putting coins in the hands and collection baskets of churches who only lie to them and promote homophobia and misogyny.

I don't understand how so called religious people can be so immoral.

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Gnostic Bishop wrote:I don't understand how so called religious people can be so immoral.
i think it might be a little as Bob Dylan had it in the song "with God on our side"
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youkrst wrote:
Gnostic Bishop wrote:I don't understand how so called religious people can be so immoral.
i think it might be a little as Bob Dylan had it in the song "with God on our side"
I heard that same phrase in this clip but these Jews were bright and moral enough to find God guilty of his atrocities while Christians do not seem that moral or bright.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx7irFN2gdI

There has to be some other factor that I just do not get.

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LanDroid wrote:Are you calling the Word of God hot air? :omg4:

Not sure what you're referring to with the following.
Are there records of them actually doing this back then?
I think he's asking whether, in the somewhat unlikely event of the genitals grab, the punishment was meted out. Hot air is a possibility. In Muslim countries today, the letter of God's law isn't necessarily carried out. Call such pronouncements as Deut 25-11-12 cases of perverse idealism?
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DWill wrote:in the somewhat unlikely event of the genitals grab
sorry DWill but i may never get a chance to quote that phrase again :-D

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the guy on the left with the green jacket: very poor technique
the guy on the right: inelegant
the lady to the right of centre has obviously mastered the art :lol:

this is no doubt the sort of thing that prompted Deut 25:11-12, cant have that happening willy nilly (if you'll excuse the pun) especially not in a patriarchy :-D
DWill wrote:I think he's asking whether, in the somewhat unlikely event of the genitals grab, the punishment was meted out.
yeah, i had a quick look but couldn't find much, would be interesting to look at old jewish records and see if any of these obscure verses were ever applied.
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I worry about you sometimes! :yes:
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carpe genitalia, err i mean carpe diem :lol:
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youkrst wrote:carpe genitalia, err i mean carpe diem :lol:
Are you asking him to eat your shorts?

Or is my French interpretation incorrect. :lol: :lol:

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No, just confirming with some typically buffoonish wordplay that DWill has reason to worry occasionally :-D
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