You're always wrecking our stuff... What the hell, man!?You spoil the [teaching]s of the Church, you tear up the articles of the Faith, you destroy the churches, you break and burn the statues which were set up as memorials, you [attack] Christians because they preserve the true Faith. What is this fury? Or what rage or madness consumes you?
We have a fable which we believe was founded by an invisible, imperceptible magic geenie and he made that fable awesome. Aparently, there was a lot of magic invovled, though you wouldn't have heard of it...This faith, which God Almighty, the Son, and the Holy Spirit have revealed, established, elevated to power, and glorified a thousand ways through miracles -
Very localized miracles. Some call it magic, some call it miracles, others call it coincidence, slight of hand, or lying.
You are pissing on our parade.you persecute this Faith, you desire to overthrow and destroy it.
You're blind. But not literally. It's like, kinda a magic blind..? Like, you've heard all about our awesome fable, but still you don't believe it. Clearly, you must be blind or something. It has nothing to do with the merit of our fable.You are blind, but not because you lack eyes or understanding.
OOOOOOOH!! Here comes DA HELLFIRE!!!Do you believe that you will remain unpunished for it?
Aparetly god is against you. Yet you can still do whatever the hell you want and get away with it. But just you WAIT until you're dead! GOD WILL GET YOU THEN! OOGAH BOOGAH!!!Or are you unaware that God opposes your efforts and will not permit you to remain in darkness and error?
I know you are not at all convinced by our fable, but anybody who doesn't believe our fable, watch out...God is going to give you SUCH a wedgie!So that the more you indulge yourselves in ...sacrilege, the more He will prepare great punishments and anguish for you. "
Renouned idiot of some esteem, Joan of Arc.Joan of Arc Letter to the Hussites (March 23, 1430)[slightly edited]