Are you male or female?
Male! Though, like Lady Gaga, there have been questions. I don't know why as I have quite the authentic moustache. Having said that I have met many ladies with better moustaches than mine.
Where are you from?
Originally from London before I relocated to a hill outside of Maputo. However, I have since returned to Camberwell to continue my life's work.
What are your hobbies or special interests?
I used to hunt boar until the boars teamed up against me and pulled down my tent. I spend a lot of time waxing and styling my moustache and hurling cabbages at my German neighbour, Dieter. When not doing those things and managing to cease admiring myself in the mirror, I write children's literature.
What sort of books do you enjoy reading?
A whole range of books on subjects as diverse as cabbage growing, moustache styling, slug breeding and atheism.
How did you find BookTalk.org?
I followed a wandering star and it led me here, eventually. I say eventually as when I was following it, I wasn't paying attention to where I was wandering and bumped into a tree, knocking myself unconscious.
I hope to meet many like-minded people to network, become friends and help in the struggle for independence of Cornwall.
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