Hello!
Are you male or female?
Male! Though, like Lady Gaga, there have been questions. I don't know why as I have quite the authentic moustache. Having said that I have met many ladies with better moustaches than mine.
Where are you from?
Originally from London before I relocated to a hill outside of Maputo. However, I have since returned to Camberwell to continue my life's work.
What are your hobbies or special interests?
I used to hunt boar until the boars teamed up against me and pulled down my tent. I spend a lot of time waxing and styling my moustache and hurling cabbages at my German neighbour, Dieter. When not doing those things and managing to cease admiring myself in the mirror, I write children's literature.
What sort of books do you enjoy reading?
A whole range of books on subjects as diverse as cabbage growing, moustache styling, slug breeding and atheism.
How did you find BookTalk.org?
I followed a wandering star and it led me here, eventually. I say eventually as when I was following it, I wasn't paying attention to where I was wandering and bumped into a tree, knocking myself unconscious.
I hope to meet many like-minded people to network, become friends and help in the struggle for independence of Cornwall.
Elias Zapple
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Greetings from me and my late pet slug, Steve (R.I.P.)
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Re: Greetings from me and my late pet slug, Steve (R.I.P.)
on behalf of me, good to see you here, or anywhere else for that matter.
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I thank you and you. I also think it's good to see me here or there or anywhere else for that matter.
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Re: Greetings from me and my late pet slug, Steve (R.I.P.)
You'll have to get the Best Intro of 2013 Award as soon as that award is created. Great intro post. Made me laugh quite a bit. I do hope you stick around as we need your wit injected into our discussions.
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I usually stick around wherever I am as I'm partly made of glue, which makes moving particularly difficult.
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