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(I love it how I tried to take the story in a perverted direction and then an angel like Suzanne tries to save it - only to have it go right back in the same direction by Patrick!!! hehehehe!!!! high 5! )
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To pre-empt further carnal temptation I tried to roll us out of bed, but my brother was trying to roll the other way, so we just sort of sun-fished around on the bed for a good five minutes before ending up on the floor in a writhing knot of blankets.
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But Elise whispered sweet nothings into my brothers ear, and the advance was accepted, the manipulation of the knife quickly turned sweet pleasure into horror as the sheets became sticky wet.
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Horror at the thought of breathing in that sickening moisture, my brother had always possesed little control of his half of the bladder and now the wet sheets pressed tight against our faces as we struggled to be free of them.
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(I'm dying laughing at this story! You guys are hilarious. I'm glad President Camacho jumped in early and turned what might have been a "normal" story into one of the nuttiest stories imaginable. But what's even funnier is that each of you kept it going in the same demented direction.)
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Silver flashed in the dim room and, blood spurting, my brother and I rolled apart as Elise the robot sheathed her surgical blade and began staunching the flow.
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